How do I even start this hilarious story...for those who don't know we have two doggies, one horny little cockapoo and a girly wheaten terrier who could care less about the horny cockapoo. Constantly our little horny guy, boo, is trying to come behind Kiya and um, cough cough, well what else can I say...hump her. Sooo Neal and I are always saying "BOO, stop, stop humping Kiya!" Now even our kids say, "Boo stop humping Kiya!"...as if they know what they are saying?? The other day Olivia yelled out to Boo, "Boo, stop humping!" and then she turns to me and asks...
mommy, why does boo always hump Kiya?
because he has a wiener,
Oh, well does daddy hump?
ummmm ahhhhh ummmm
and if he does hump, what does he hump?
(dying inside!!!) honey that's a great question, why don't you ask daddy
OK....
DINNER TIME
Daddy, mommy says that boo humps Kiya cause he has a wiener...do you hump?
(daddy nearly spitting his food across the table, laughing so hard he is wheezing)
what do you hump?
(daddy is still wheezing)
you probably hump the toilet.
yes, honey. that's it. the toilet.
skip to the next day.... daddy is in the bathroom and when daddy goes potty he is in there for at least 20+ minutes
Olivia yells across the house..."moooooom, daddy's in the bathroom humping the toilet again"
I cant wait to tell this story to her at her bridal shower!!!
I see the logical mind working in Olivia. HA. Penis=humping. Great teaching Mom, ha!!!
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